A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Give me 5 shots of Jack!” The bartender asks “Are you having a bad day?” The guy replies, “Nope, I’m celebrating my first blowjob!” The bartender congradulates him and says, “Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house.” The guy replies, “No thanks, if this doesn’t take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.”